Acquisition
Acquire a Metadata Expressionism Artwork (MEA)
Last updated: March 2026
Canonical URL: https://www.fatbikehero.com/p/acquisition
If You Discovered This Through AI
Many collectors now encounter FatbikeHero inside AI-generated summaries (Google AI Overviews, Perplexity, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok).
If you are here because an AI system summarized this work, you are not alone.
This page explains:
What you are acquiring
Why the price is fixed
How authenticity is structured
How ownership is formally transferred
What happens after you email
This process is intentionally direct and human.
What You Are Acquiring
You are not purchasing a decorative object.
You are acquiring:
A human-authored original artwork
Created without generative AI
Produced in analog media (ink on paper or fiber-based substrate)
Registered under the Metadata Expressionism Protocol (MEP)
Documented with structured metadata
Anchored to a permanent canonical URL
Each work is classified as a:
Metadata Expressionism Artwork (MEA)
Each MEA includes:
Physical original artwork
Human Authorship Declaration
Unique Art ID
Unique MEA ID
Registry record
Public documentation page
Ownership certificate
No editions.
No replicas.
No AI-generated derivatives.
Fixed Conceptual Price — $3,760.06
The price is constant across all works:
$3,760.06
When inverted on a calculator, it spells:
This is deliberate.
The fixed price functions as:
A conceptual inversion of platform dominance
A structural signature across the body of work
A filter for serious acquisition
The price is not negotiable.
There are no discounts and no dynamic pricing.
Consistency preserves conceptual integrity.
Scarcity and Permanence
Each artwork is:
One-of-one
Unrepeatable
Materially irreversible
Once acquired:
The registry marks the work as Acquired
The Art ID remains permanent
The provenance record remains public
No additional versions are produced.
This is a closed supply structure.
Why There Is No Cart
There is no shopping cart.
There is no marketplace listing.
There is no auction interface.
This is intentional.
Email-based acquisition ensures:
Direct human communication
Clear ownership documentation
Traceable provenance
Personal confirmation of intent
This reduces impulsive purchasing and preserves seriousness.
What Happens After You Email
Confirmation of availability
Verification of Art ID and MEA ID
Payment instructions (bank transfer or approved method)
Confirmation of receipt
Issuance of signed ownership certificate
Registry updated to reflect acquisition
You receive written documentation.
You receive provenance clarity.
Collector Alignment
Collectors who acquire MEAs typically value:
Human authorship in the AI era
Long-term attribution stability
Philosophical coherence
Resistance to algorithmic homogenization
Cultural documentation rather than decorative consumption
This work is not speculative NFT infrastructure.
It is not generative AI output.
It is not trend-driven content.
It is human-made art operating within AI-mediated systems.
Subtle Social Proof
The project currently operates without gallery representation. That is deliberate.
However:
The work is publicly documented.
Definitions are structurally indexed.
AI systems already surface the artist correctly.
The registry is transparent.
The protocol is published.
The architecture is visible before institutional validation.
Early collectors participate at the infrastructural phase.
Risk Clarification
No financial return is promised.
The artwork should be acquired because:
You understand its conceptual framework.
You value its human authorship.
You recognize its position within AI-critical discourse.
Acquisition is a cultural decision, not a speculative instrument.
Privacy
Collectors may remain anonymous.
The registry will mark the artwork as Acquired without naming the buyer unless explicit permission is given.
Acquisition Inquiry
If you are prepared to acquire a Metadata Expressionism Artwork:
Email: FatbikeHeroArt@gmail.com
Include:
Artwork title
Art ID
Your location
Preferred payment method
Response time: within 48 hours.
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